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Weenie, that one who should be married with kids by now... Like mom says...
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult .
-Charlotte Whitton
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine Aird
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
-Erica Jong
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee
I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.
-Marie Corelli
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt
