Women on Women

Post "friendly stolen" from Weenie, that one who should be married with kids by now... Like mom says...

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult .
-Charlotte Whitton

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine Aird

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
-Erica Jong

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee

I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.
-Marie Corelli

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt